That is Amazing!

My mommie says some of the most off the wall crap--which is probably why half the crap I say sounds kind of weird. I went home on Sunday and we happened to catch a trailer for the new 'Clash of the Titans' movie when I told her that Sam Worthington was the new Christan Bale. Here is a breakdown of our conversation:

Mommie: Wasn't he in 'Avatar?'

Me: Yeah, he was also in Terminator Salvation

Mommie: That was him? I thought he was really paralyzed!

Me: No, he can walk-

Mommie: That is so amazing, I thought he was a real paraplegic!

Yes, just another conversation with my mommie.

What's Been Going On

Thought I'd start over. I've neglected my little blog which is terrible because from my last entry (August feels forever ago) a whole bunch of crap has gone down. Some great, some not so great. So, here is what went down the last 7 months of my life:

1. One night stand with a really cute hipster boy that resulted me giving up the goods, and loosing the ole' v-card. I also met his father during the 8 GOD DAMN HOURS I was held hostage in his house the next day. That's one Black Friday that I will never forget.
2. Meeting a really nice guy who crashed his car on our first outing - he really should have listened to me about driving in the rain - he has since become my friends with benefits.
3. I have terrible eating habits, but walking around campus does have its benefits. According to my dear mommie I've become a "skinny bitch." Which makes me wonder how my former friend Sara (we aren't friends anymore btw) is now pushing a size 18 after being a 6.
4. My hair is growing! It's going to take sometime for it to get back to my normal length, but I am getting there.
5. Tobie still looks like a dumpsterfire, and Lady is still the same - NEEDY
6. Got sick AFTER getting my flu shot
7. Really hate my roommate. She smells like potatoes and has mad me hate honey mustard.

Sprinkle in good days, great days, and a few shitty days and you basically get what my first year at Texas State has been like. I really wish my camera battery wasn't dead, and I wasn't so lazy so I could have some sort of documentation. But when you have a memory like mine who really needs pictures?